Skip to main content

Sydney Smith quotes

Sydney Smith (1771–1845): English wit, writer, Anglican cleric. The library holds 85 quotes by Sydney Smith, drawn from Lady Holland’s Memoir, Recipe for Salad. P, On American Debts and other works. The 60 below are the most quoted; search the library in the maker for the rest.

Often about: humour, knowledge, happiness, motivation, faith, kindness

Open the quote video maker

The best-known Sydney Smith quotes

  1. You find people ready enough to do the Samaritan, without the oil and twopence.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 261
    Make a video with this quote
  2. If you wish to keep the mind clear and the body healthy, abstain from all fermented liquors.

    Make a video with this quote
  3. Daniel Webster struck me much like a steam-engine in trousers.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 267
    Make a video with this quote
  4. Not body enough to cover his mind decently with; his intellect is improperly exposed.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 258
    Make a video with this quote
  5. Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousand times worse than nothing!

    Make a video with this quote
  6. We cultivate literature on a little oatmeal.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 23
    Make a video with this quote
  7. Praise is the best diet for us after all.

    Make a video with this quote
  8. The wit of language is so miserably inferior to the wit of ideas that it is deservedly driven out of good company.

    Make a video with this quote
  9. Never talk half a minute without pausing and giving others an opportunity to strike in.

    Make a video with this quote
  10. The Smiths never had any arms, and have invariably sealed their letters with their thumbs.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 244
    Make a video with this quote
  11. There is nothing more characteristic than the shakes of the hand.

    Make a video with this quote
  12. Let no mean spirit of revenge tempt you to throw off your loyalty to your country, and to prefer a vicious celebrity to obscurity crowned with piety and virtue.

    Make a video with this quote
  13. Avoid shame, but do not seek glory,—nothing so expensive as glory.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 88
    Make a video with this quote
  14. Piety, stretched beyond a certain point, is the parent of impiety.

    Make a video with this quote
  15. As the French say, there are three sexes,—men, women, and clergymen.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 262
    Make a video with this quote
  16. Let every man be occupied, and occupied in the highest employment of which his nature is capable, and die with the consciousness that he has done his best.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 130
    Make a video with this quote
  17. I give up fly-fishing; it is a light, volatile, dissipated pursuit. But ground-bait with a good steady float that never bobs without a bite is an occupation for a bishop, and in no way interferes with sermon-making.

    Make a video with this quote
  18. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.

    Make a video with this quote
  19. What I object to Scotch philosophers in general is, that they reason upon man as they would upon a divinity; they pursue truth without caring if it be useful truth.

    Make a video with this quote
  20. The object of preaching is constantly to remind mankind of what mankind are constantly forgetting; not to supply the defects of human intelligence, but to fortify the feebleness of human resolutions.

    Make a video with this quote
  21. All mankind are happier for having been happy, so that, if you make them happy now, you make them happy twenty years hence by the memory of it.

    Make a video with this quote
  22. Every good picture is the best of sermons and lectures: the sense informs the soul.

    Make a video with this quote
  23. Find fault, when you must find fault, in private, if possible, and some time after the offence, rather than at the time.

    Make a video with this quote
  24. He has spent all his life in letting down empty buckets into empty wells; and he is frittering away his age in trying to draw them up again.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 259
    Make a video with this quote
  25. Other rules vary; this is the only one you will find without exception: That in this world the salary or reward is always in the inverse ratio of the duties performed.

    Make a video with this quote
  26. Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.

    Make a video with this quote
  27. If idleness do not produce vice or malevolence, it commonly produces melancholy.

    Make a video with this quote
  28. We should accustom the mind to keep the best company by introducing it only to the best books.

    Make a video with this quote
  29. It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 53
    Make a video with this quote
  30. Errors, to be dangerous, must have a great deal of truth mingled with them;… from pure extravagance, and genuine, unmingled falsehood, the world never has sustained, and never can sustain, any mischief.

    Make a video with this quote
  31. “Heat, ma’am!” I said; “it was so dreadful here, that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 267
    Make a video with this quote
  32. Brevity in writing is what charity is to all other virtues—righteousness is nothing without the one, nor authorship without the other.

    Make a video with this quote
  33. Patience of obscurity is a duty which we owe not more to our happiness than to the quiet of the world at large.

    Make a video with this quote
  34. No one minds what Jeffrey says:… it is not more than a week ago that I heard him speak disrespectfully of the equator.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 17
    Make a video with this quote
  35. Children are excellent physiognomists and soon discover their real friends. Luttrell calls them all lunatics, and so in fact they are. What is childhood but a series of happy delusions?

    Make a video with this quote
  36. Men who prefer any load of infamy, however great, to any pressure of taxation, however light.

    On American Debts
    Make a video with this quote
  37. God has given us wit and flavour, and brightness and laughter, and perfumes to enliven the days of man’s pilgrimage, and to charm his pained steps over the burning marl.

    Make a video with this quote
  38. It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 15
    Make a video with this quote
  39. Ah, you flavour everything; you are the vanilla of society.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 262
    Make a video with this quote
  40. Married couples resemble a pair of scissors, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

    Make a video with this quote
  41. No man can end with being superior, who will not begin with being inferior.

    Make a video with this quote
  42. You pity a man who is lame or blind, but you never pity him for being a fool, which is often a much greater misfortune.

    Make a video with this quote
  43. My living in Yorkshire was so far out of the way, that it was actually twelve miles from a lemon.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 262
    Make a video with this quote
  44. In the four quarters of the globe, who reads an American book, or goes to an American play, or looks at an American picture or statue?

    Review of Seybert’s Annals of the United States, 1820
    Make a video with this quote
  45. Why destroy present happiness by a distant misery, which may never come at all, or you may never live to see it? for every substantial grief has twenty shadows, and most of them shadows of your own making.

    Make a video with this quote
  46. To take Macaulay out of literature and society and put him in the House of Commons, is like taking the chief physician out of London during a pestilence.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 265
    Make a video with this quote
  47. Macaulay is like a book in breeches… He has occasional flashes of silence, that make his conversation perfectly delightful.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 363
    Make a video with this quote
  48. The Atlantic Ocean beat Mrs. Partington. She was excellent at a slop or a puddle, but she should not have meddled with a tempest.

    Make a video with this quote
  49. Dislike of innovation proceeds sometimes from the disgust excited by false humanity, canting hypocrisy, and silly enthusiasm.

    Make a video with this quote
  50. Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea?—how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.

    Recipe for Salad. P. 383
    Make a video with this quote
  51. I have come to the conclusion that mankind consume twice too much food.

    Make a video with this quote
  52. If frequent failure convince you of that mediocrity of nature which is incompatible with great actions, submit wisely and cheerfully to your lot.

    Make a video with this quote
  53. Manners are the shadows of virtues, the momentary display of those qualities which our fellow-creatures love and respect.

    Make a video with this quote
  54. That knuckle-end of England,—that land of Calvin, oat-cakes, and sulphur.

    Lady Holland’s Memoir. Vol. i. p. 17
    Make a video with this quote
  55. Solitude cherishes great virtues and destroys little ones.

    Make a video with this quote
  56. A true sarcasm is like a sword-stick—it appears, at first sight, to be much more innocent than it really is, till, all of a sudden, there leaps something out of it—sharp and deadly and incisive—which makes you tremble and recoil.

    Make a video with this quote
  57. All musical people seem to be happy; it is the engrossing pursuit; almost the only innocent and unpunished passion.

    Make a video with this quote
  58. Thinking is but an idle waste of thought; For nought is everything, and everything is nought.

    Rejected Addresses
    Make a video with this quote
  59. The avaricious love of gain, which is so feelingly deplored, appears to us a principle which, in able hands, might be guided to the most salutary purposes. The object is to encourage the love of labor, which is best encouraged by the love of money.

    Make a video with this quote
  60. Learn from the earliest days to inure your principles against the perils of ridicule: you can no more exercise your reason, if you live in the constant dread of laughter, than you can enjoy your life if you are in the constant terror of death.

    Make a video with this quote

Where these quotes come from

Every quote comes from a public-domain edition. How the library was made .